sexta-feira, 11 de janeiro de 2008

Agora em Inglês

que tristeza, mas é mesmo assim...

You might be in the hotel industry, if...

* You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 8 different managers
* "Going for cocktails and dinner" is NOT your idea of a nice evening
* When someone asks you your exact job profile, you lie
* You get really excited about a 2% pay increase
* You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet
* It's dark on your drive to and from work
* Communication is something your "group" is having problems with
* You see a good looking person and you know it's a visitor/guest
* Food left over from a banquet or meeting is your main staple diet
* You forget what you look like in anything but a suit
* All the work you were hired to do gets done before 9 and after 5
* You're already late on an assignment you just received
* Your boss's favorite lines are
a. "When you get a minute..."
b. "In your spare time...."
c. "I have an opportunity for you..."
* 50% of the people in your company don't know what you do
* The other 50% of the people in your company don't care what you do
* Vacation is something you roll over to next year, if you are allowed
* Change is the norm
* Nepotism is encouraged
* Six months is considered to be substantial longevity.
* You dial "9" before the number no matter where you are calling from
* When you are walking in public, you have to fight the urge to pick up little scraps of paper and rubbish on the floor
* Your toilet paper at home is folded in a triangle on the first sheet
* You answer the phone at home "Hello this is....., how may I help you?"
* You eat in hotel restaurants for fun
* You inspect your hotel room when travelling

* Most of all, You read this entire list and understand it.

1 comentário:

Garf disse...

Como eu te entendo!